...suffered a home invasion by honey bees.

I was sitting at my computer, and caught movement out of the corner of my eye. No big deal, this happens all the time. It's the American flag on the neighbor's house across the street. It furls in the wind.

This time though, the thing furling was a swarm of tens of thousands of bees. 

...got a poofy haircut that matched my dog.

This was part of our summer series entitled "Covid Activity #1352: mimic the dog." 

You may notice that our chins match as well.